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The curious case of Oriini Kaipara’s ‘repossessed’ campaign truck
· 2025-10-29 · properly-fucked
Te Pāti Māori MP Oriini Kaipara’s campaign truck was briefly listed for sale as a repossessed vehicle before the listing disappeared, raising questions about its ownership and use during her by-election campaign.
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Prominent Auckland state school being targeted for charter school takeover
· 2025-10-29 · properly-fucked
A prominent Auckland state school, Kelston Boys' High, is facing an unsolicited proposal from a youth charity and former board member to convert it into a charter school, despite strong opposition from the school's current leadership.
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Over 40 people arrested in crackdown on illegal firearms
· 2025-10-29 · properly-fucked
A transnational operation, Operation Black Onyx, led to 43 arrests, 110 charges, and the seizure of 96 illicit firearms across Aotearoa.
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Minister confirms gambling backtrack to fund community clubs
· 2025-10-29 · properly-fucked
Cabinet has agreed to require online casinos to contribute 4% of their profits to community groups, a significantly smaller proportion than in-person pokies, following widespread public concern.
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Luxon: 'I've just done a deal'. Winston Peters’ X account: Make that 'We...'
· 2025-10-29 · lightly-fucked
Winston Peters’ official X account briefly reshared and corrected a trade-related post by Prime Minister Christopher Luxon before deleting it, with both ministers’ offices declining to comment on the incident.